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Please do not hesitate to contact us.
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ACT Corporation (UK) Limited
167 Turners Hill Cheshunt
Hertfordshire EN8 9BH England
Tel : 44 773 6079333
Fax : 44 773 6079666
Tel/fax: 1 530 6609981 (for USA only)
Website : http://www.actcorporations.com
Email:
Customer Service
HAVE A NICE DAY. Drive safely !!!
Some Tips if you drink and drive.
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my
beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police
officer.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars
around.
That's how far ahead of me they are.
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